Wish you a Gouda 2020!
A fresh new rodent has beat the maze Hickory dickory dock and all that Brought this new round of furry days And so my cheesy wishes, rat-a-tat-tat-- Not to take the Mickey out of you But has life's hamster wheel been a blur? Nibbled more than you can chew, Found yourself 50 shades of Gruyere? Quite simply that’s no way to Brie It's time to get a wee bit brisker Right-click your mouse, CTRL Z, Turn your feta, twirl your whisker Whatever the woe of mice and men, In life it helps a lot to be nimble As li'l Jerry shows Tom again & again A lot of water is moved with a thimble The trick then maybe is not to squirm Burrow our way with wise words as these— The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. WISH YOU & LOVED ONES A VERY, VERY GOUDA YEAR OF THE RAT— Happy 2020!