A Hit at the Ox Office in 2021!
My dear friend, That gentle tinkle of cowbells you hear Is bovine intervention, a twist in the tail Ending last year’s kick to the rear That hobbled our world right off the rail Veals came off, we made mis-steaks, Served them rare and held us captive Half the world thus creaks and aches Maybe our tricks were heifer-active? Now there’s a bitter cud left to chew, A slow graze to an invisible shore Which feels a little like déjà-moo-- We’ve seen and heard this bull before But a bend in the road isn’t end of the road Even cowgirls get the blues they say We can live with little, we were showed, Grass beats gold at the end of the day So with spotty science let’s don our mask To plough the belly of corn-fed truths, Toward greener pastures we’ll learn to ask Not for light burdens, but strengthened hoofs Whatever our view, we can’t overlook The best way out is through the thorns; Lets beef things up by hook or crook And take this bull by its gnarly horns Seize the hay, we can beat this slump Rewrite this script to refill our coffers With a li’l shake of our hock and rump Make this year a hit at the ox office! As udderly butterly amazing twelve months ahead for you and yours. HAPPY MOO YEAR!